i wish more harry potter fic would focus on the fact the trio were teenagers in the 90’s think of what we could have
- the muggleborn students bringing lisa frank notebooks to school to the bemusement of the other students only to start a sparkle rainbow unicorn phase
- kids charming pokemon cards with the same magic used to make their photos move dont pretend you wouldnt want that
- a desperate attempt from the teachers to put a stop to the pokemon card game (if one more duel breaks out over that goddamn shining charizard card) which fails because the students just end up charming them to keep the cards hidden
- magical wizards taking advantage of the beanie baby craze and creating toys infused with magical properties - hippogriffs and doxy’s and a whole range of mini dragons that can breathe realistic fire. arthur weasley had to work three weeks straight to calm down the mess that started when muggle collectors somehow got hold of them
- hermione bringing her portable cd player (and large bag of cds) to the burrow one evening to listen to some music while she does her work and having to explain to mr weasley it’s exact properties and function
- harry finding an old tamagotchi in dudley’s old room and givng it to ron for a laugh. ron manages to kill it in five minutes
- skip it vs quidditch arguments in the common rooms (what do you mean you just jump over it wheres the skill in that)
- everyone knows the fresh prince of bel air theme tune, pureblood or not you know it
- magically enchanted pogs (remember herpo the foul? he’s back, in pog form!)
- denim on denim robes
he just became like 50% carrot
lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it
I’m gonna fuck it
please don’t fuck the lava
on a scale of one to ten how dead is the hobbit fandom right now?
You have no right
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
Have you guys seen these?
waking myself up at 7 am so i can eat some pancakes and go back to bed >< I’m FINALLY getting the abdominal ultrasound I was SUPPOSED to have done last week and I can’t eat for 6-8 before my appointment, and my appointment is at 3 I did not think this through
Why do you think the parents do their “no eating appointments” in the morning? So they can just wake up and go and get breakfast right after, still nice and early :D
person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Saturday Chores #8, Saturday, July 26, 2014
Their sign says “Babies are Murdered Here.”
OH MY GOD WHENEVER I SAW “COSMO SEX TIPS” I DIDN’T REALISE PEOPLE MEANT THE MAGAZINE I WAS ALWAYS IMAGINING
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