your waifu is trash
please refer to her as Garbage-chan thank you
people who reblog two-part posts in the wrong order
This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
I would totally do that for a date lol
If someone did this for me for a date I would bang them on the spot under that masterpiece.
ideas for the future
i bolded the important part for emphasis
dear god, this is my perfect dream. can you imagine just cuddling with your partner in that? cuddles and smooches andohmygodplease?
Cody we need to do this one day!
watch yall bedroom catch on fire too…all those damn lights nshit
kick his ass, baby, i got your flower