"I’m 33 and I still work as a bartender. To make it worse, my brother is a world renowned chemist. So when my father talks to people at weddings, he says: ‘My son just got a million dollar grant. And my daughter lives in New York.’ The thing is, I used to be such an overachiever. I skipped the last two years of high school. I got a full ride to college, but ended up dropping out. I don’t know what happened. I keep telling myself I’m saving up to go back to school, but I don’t have any savings. I don’t know, I just feel very lame all the time. Don’t make me sound too lame."
I have some free time so I animated Katara waterbending
Amazing job in matching the show’s style!
you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between
You forgot the best one.
Does town crier actually involve crying or no
People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults
I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.
and we almost forgot his butt
Everybody just STOP whatever you’re doing and look and reblog this
Please note: The man depicted in these images is in fact a very powerful demon and yes, yes he did just put a whole bunch of cats in his wardrobe so they wouldn’t get wet in the rain.
Ok I have to read this manga.
they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them
Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.
My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”
THAT IS SO CUTE
reblogging for the story, eeee
spiders are the derpiest things though like have you ever played with a spider and a laser pointer, because I thought my lizards chasing the laser was adorable but leT ME TELL U, BLACK WIDOWS CHASING LASERS IS FRICKEN ADORABLE
So I hate spiders but this makes them seem a bit cuter lol
Yeah no I still aint fucking with no spiders
that’s cute and all but keep those things away from me
Not about that life
Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.
"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"
fire cannot kill a dragon